The Polish and Eastern European Christian Family Centre. Do you see it? The magic "C" word? This organization makes no secret of the fact that they're faith based. I guess if I were a God-hating deisel dyke or an infidel-murdering Muslim, I probably wouldn't seek out this particular toddler group on a Wednesday afternoon for story hour. I'd probably head to my corner Man Hater's Rainbow Community Centre or my nearby Mosque (where I would of course enter by the backdoor, like any servant or subjugated woman).

But alas, that's just me. And I must say it's pretty scary when I am the voice of sanity and common sense.

A mother and toddlers' group has been threatened with closure unless it stops singing traditional Christian songs, it has been revealed.

Childcare officials have attacked the weekly sessions which feature sing-alongs with youngsters, claiming they are too religious and need to be more 'inclusive'.

The drop-in group has been warned it will lose its £7,000-a-year government grant which is distributed by Labour's Haringey Council in North London, unless it agrees to remain 'non-religious' in future.

It has been told to stop teaching children songs about 'loving Jesus', to consider dropping the word 'Christian' from its title and instead be more welcoming to gay families.

Imagine that! Those pesky Christians declaring their love for Jesus! Gross!

The meetings are funded by the government's Sure Start programme which is designed to support pre-school children and their families in deprived areas. The cash is handed out by Haringey Council.

But Debbie Biss, area manager for Haringey Sure Start programme's Noel Park Children's Centre, has written to the group complaining about the Christian songs.

The letter, dated December 1, says: "We expect all our services to be inclusive and without religious content, so I was concerned to learn that Gosia leads the singing of a song about loving Jesus in every session.

"I asked [founder] Gosia to leave this song out in future, but Gosia has refused to do so."

She warns that unless the group's committee agrees that activities in future will be 'strictly of a non-religious nature', she will recommend that funding is withdrawn from December 31.

The centre must also also be more inclusive towards gay families and change its constitution to reflect this.

And yet, we have gay activist groups pushing for gay clergy in Church of England parishes... so which is it? Do they love Jesus, or are they just trying to destroy the Church? Because you can't have it both ways.