Kathy, blogging over at Small Dead Animals, takes the piss out of the progressives and their "Five Things Feminism Has Done for Me" whinge.

1. Convinced me that I had a one in four chance of getting raped in my lifetime, making me terrified to leave the house and generally really, really depressed about living in general.

2. Tried (and failed) to ruin my Church, with their bizarro world "theology" and adolescent, self-absorbed tantrums. Fortunately, most of the old ladies behind this movement are dying out.

So what did it do for me?

1. Actually decreased my pay and job prospects by forcing small businesses to pay maternity leave, causing them to hire fewer women and pay lower wages, just to stay on top.

2. Provided wonderful programs like SoW that raised taxes, thereby ensuring that I had to work, even if I didn't want to.

3. Allowed me to have an abortion, almost as easily as getting a Big Mac at a drive-thru, but never fought for my right to prevent conception via tubal ligation. However, it's ok to have my husband neutered.

4. Feminism has turned men into pussies.

5. Feminism has taken away my right to cry when somebody hurts me - now I have to suck it up and take it like a man.