From I'm Not Paranoid.

It seemed like a normal Saturday afternoon when Gus Costantalopolis set up his hotdog cart outside the Holy Church of St. Anythingoes. Like every Saturday at 2:30 PM, the wedding inside was almost over and a hundred hungry attendees were about to come storming out looking for something to tide them over until Dinner. And Gus was ready.

When they came out and the two Grooms had driven off in their limo, Gus started to serve up his tasty treats. But the sight of two men kissing passionately as they stood on the Church steps had unnerved Gus and he got confused.

To one customer he served two wieners and no bun. To the next he served two buns and no wiener. And so on. Soon, he was surrounded by a bevy of disgruntled people shouting and complaining. "Thith isthn't a hot dog", one very feminine man lisped. "Yes it is" said Gus. (He was a stubborn man and hated to admit when he was wrong.) "No it isn't" shouted a hefty woman with a particularly dark six o'clock shadow who had been served two buns with no wiener.

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