3 Guantanamo Inmates Hanged Selves

Do you hear that sound? That's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the terrorists.

"They hung themselves with fabricated nooses made out of clothes and bed sheets," Navy Rear Adm. Harry Harris told reporters in a conference call from the U.S. base in southeastern Cuba.

"They have no regard for human life," he said. "Neither ours nor their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation but an act of asymmetric warfare against us."

Asymmetric warfare. That says it perfectly. The enemy is willing to do things that we, as civilized people, are not willing to do in retaliation. Thus far, the US and her allies have been unwilling to engage in dirty warfare to beat these bastards. Leave the filth to the filthy.

The US, being all caring and stuff, have decided to restrict bedsheets to bedtime only, and have the beds stripped in the mornings. Whereas I, were I running the show, would give them all the sheets and belts and ropes and whatnot they could possibly use.

But that's just me. And that's why I don't get to run the war.