From the Liberal Songbook:

Liberano
To the tune of Desperado:


Liberano, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' senseless for so long now.
Oh, you're a shady one,
But I know that you've got your reasons.
These things that are teasin' you,
Can hurt you somehow.

Don't you draw the queen of auditors, boy,
She'll beat you if she's able.
Know the queen GG is always your best bet.
Now it seems to me, some fine things,
Have been laid upon your table.
But you only want the things that scandal can get.


Liberano, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your lies and your plunder, they're drivin' us home.
And freedom, oh freedom,
Well, that's just some conservatives talkin'
Their prison is call'in,
call'in you home.

And don't your friends get bold at election time?
The TV won't show, no the press won't shine
It's hard to tell who to hold and who to pay
You're loosin' all your highs their go'n away
Ain't it funny how the feeling,
Just ain't the same?

Liberano, why don't you come to your senses?
You been out ridin' senseless for so long now.
You may be fail'n, but there's a Corporation above you,
You better let somebody bribe you,
You better let somebody pay you,
You better let somebody entice you,
Before it's too late.