I'm trying to watch a simple, entertaining episode of Desperate Housewives, and it's being plagued by red carpet moments from the Junos.

Right Girl definition of Juno Awards: Let's have a celebration of how much tax money is spent trying to promote Canadian "artists" and their "music". This will cost even more tax money. Yay! A two-for-one!

Anyway, am I the only one who has noticed that Canadian musicians are ugly? I mean really, really ugly. Bad hair, bad clothes - no one told them that the Seattle scene is so over. Even Bob Dylan is a sex bomb compared to what's coming out of Canada these days. Maybe a special award should be given to the band/artist who makes the most effort to clean themselves up before the show.

And Aboriginal Recording of the Year? Can I get a brakedown of what this is costing me, please?

Anyway, lest you think I'm making up the ugly conspiracy thing, check out my evidence, below.


Fiest (whoever she is)


Garret Mason (again, I ask - WHO??)


The Tragically Hip (Tragic. Really)


Measha Bruegger (otherwise known as Ursula the Sea Witch)


Sum 41


Wildlife (They look like wildlife, don't they? PETA would love them.)