This Sasser virus is driving me batshit. Although I haven't actually got it, my virus protection is working double time (I increased it's security and firewalls this morning), and I'm starting to think that the virus is the better option!

Every two seconds, my good pal Norton warns me that some outside site is trying to access my computer, and asks me if I want to block it.

Yes, I want to block it, for fucks sake! But isn't that what I hired you to do?? So just do it and let me get on with my surfing! (There he goes again!)

Whoever invented the virus that is putting me through this shit needs to be strung up by his hairless balls.

How do I know it's a him, and that his balls are hairless, you ask?

Because only a pre-pubescent male geek has that much time on his hands (between wanks, when he has other things on his hands), and is that malicious and disrespectful.

Die, Geek, die!!!