Crox has asked me what I think of the Presidential candidates.

I think I'm glad I don't have to vote.

Today Bush really took the biscuit by exploiting those who died on 9/11. Listen Buddy, you're the f**kin' President, we don't expect that from you, even if you are a little dim. There are guys selling t-shirts and souvenir booklets outside the site of the largest mass grave in North America - and you are no better, using the dead as election fodder.

I am absolutely disgusted, and not for the first time. I am an American Republican at heart, Canadian by birth, residing in the UK, and about to move to France - and I can't think of a single politician in any of those countries worth voting for. The whole point of electing a governing body is that they are supposed to represent the majority of citizens, and make decisions on their behalf. But frankly I don't want any of these self-absorbed asshats acting on my behalf. A dog could do a better job, since they're so loyal.

George Bush - idiot. John Kerry - aside from his strange looking head, there's something I just don't trust, and besides, I doubt Mr Heinz will do much for the nation's obesity problem. Nader - the only one acting on concience, but a complete waste of a ballot.

Tony Blair - scary monkey-faced mother-f**ker who serves no one but the aforementioned idiot.

Paul Martin- I would like to think he can't possible be a bigger fool than Chretien was, but only time will tell.

Jacques Chirac - well, he's doing that thing with the headscarves, which I think is good, so I'll leave him alone for now.

I really, really, really hate to agree with Michael Moore, but given the option, I'd vote for Oprah.